Here are 10 guaranteed ways to drive your mommy crazy, thought up by my very own toddler, Noah.
1. Dump a 5 gallon bucket of crayons on the floor.
2. When mommy tells you to pick the crayons up, use your toes.
3. Shove as many Cheerios up your nose as possible.
4. Empty a salt shaker on little brothers head.
5. Wipe boogers on the sliding glass door.
6. Lock mommy outside when she gets the mail.
7. Turn the volume on the TV all the way up.
8. Wake little brother up from his nap early.
9. Use your silverware to play the drums on everything you possibly can.
and last but not least...
10. Jump up and down on the couch shouting butt, butt, butt, butt!