Friday, May 6, 2011

How to Drive Your Mommy Crazy

Here are 10 guaranteed ways to drive your mommy crazy, thought up by my very own toddler, Noah.

1. Dump a 5 gallon bucket of crayons on the floor.

2. When mommy tells you to pick the crayons up, use your toes.

3. Shove as many Cheerios up your nose as possible.

4. Empty a salt shaker on little brothers head.

5. Wipe boogers on the sliding glass door.

6. Lock mommy outside when she gets the mail.

7. Turn the volume on the TV all the way up.

8. Wake little brother up from his nap early.

9. Use your silverware to play the drums on everything you possibly can.

and last but not least...

10. Jump up and down on the couch shouting butt, butt, butt, butt!


  1. Sounds like you got your hands full! Aren't they fun at that age?! LoL!

  2. I love your post1..its crazy and fun! how are you? still breathing?! I remember the good old days..Im now son turned 15 and my daughter will turn 10 this Sept.

  3. Butt! Oh sorry. I love the picking crayons up with toes. My husband still picks up stuff with his feet. Just last month, he demonstrated that he can sweep with his toes holding the broom. Not sweep well, but sweep. He can also open the door with his feet. Just a warning about your possible future. Happy Mother's Day!

  4. Hi Tracy! This is so true, some people without *offspring* (as you so eloquently put it) may find it hard to beleive how *frequent* these situations occur. Daily, for sure. Sometimes hourly and by the minute. Love your blog and found you at BloggyMoms.

    Cheers and keep up the great humor and blogging!
    Flora Loveday

  5. I can't stop laughing now. You are so funny!

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    Hope you had a great Mother's Day! Have a lovely week!

    Take Care,

    Lexie Lane

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  6. a dirty baby is a happy baby!! following you now , hope you visit us

  7. Hi! Sounds like a day at my house. My boys are a little older so now they jump on the couch saying Poop, poop, poop.

  8. LOL! An early peak at the leaders of tomorrow. Very fun.

  9. LOl! love this post. Ditto!

  10. Kids really have their way on picking on their moms. Getting them angry is very easy but then again, getting them all calmed down is as easy too. I love this post.

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  11. Ha! That's funny and so true...just another day in the life of a stay~at~home~mom :)


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