Say My Name

Last Sunday I was in the nursery at church picking up my boys when someone shorter than me called out, "Hey! Noah's mom!"

The Boys' Mom and Dad

No one told me that when I became a mom my name would change. I used to be known as Tracy. Now I’m simply known as “Noah’s mom," "the boys' mom" and so on. Hmmm, I kinda miss my old name. 

Miss Investor

A couple of weeks ago I tuned in to watch Minute to Win it. In this episode Miss Kansas was competing with her mother for some big money. At one point during the show, the host Guy Fieri, asked them, "what are you gonna do with all this money if you win?"

Cheerfully Miss Kansas replied, "I'm going to invest it..."

For a moment I was pleasantly surprised. Then she completed her sentence. "...in laser hair removal for my whole body."